So what does this mean for us twenty-something year olds who have recently joined the real world? We have jobs that we can't just decide we don't want to show up for, because we'd rather drink on the beach…and our weekends no longer begin at 4:00 on Thursday afternoons.
BUT, we still like to have a good time, and let's be honest our brains don't yet have the full mentality of an established real-worldian, so where does that leave us??
As the weather begins to get warmer, we're only going to want to booze harder and booze earlier. Only now we could be looked at as having a "problem" or being immature.
I mean come on. I turned 21 less than two years ago! I may be participating in "real people" activities during the work week, but as far as I'm concerned, when 5:00 rolls by on a Friday afternoon, I'm still in college.
Being in your twenties is kind of like being in real world limbo. You're still young enough to go out and make bad decisions and start drinking at 12:00 on a Saturday afternoon…but not yet old enough to casually drink red wine at dinner parties or base your nights on whether or not you can get a babysitter for the evening.
In the meantime, all I know is that today is the first day of spring, I'm 22, and I want an ice cold beer. And until the day arrives when I'm "supposed" to be mature 24-7, I will be busting out weird dance moves at bars with people I don't know, turning Wii sports into a drinking game on a Sunday Funday morning, prank calling people, and spending the end of my weekends curled in a ball on my couch.
Once Monday comes around, I'm back to being my mature working girl self, but the college H.Bop is always waiting patiently inside of me until Friday when she can be unleashed once again.
- H.Bop